spaff

spaff (third-person singular simple present spaffs, present participle spaffing, simple past and past participle spaffed)

1. (transitive, intransitive, slang, vulgar) To ejaculate (on or in).
   • 2000, "Hateplot", dumb dumb (on newsgroup alt.comedy.standup)

     Whoever thought of spaffing to extinguish campfires anyway (?), you idjit.

   • 2011, "Mr Q. Z. Diablo", Goblin Tomorrow (on newsgroup alt.horror)

     I think I just spaffed my pants.

   • 2014, Archie Aston & friends, it's not what I call art (page 66)

     I spaffed all over my face. Some went up my nose and in my eyes.

2. (transitive, slang, vulgar) To waste (resources).
   • 2017, Claire Sandy, A Not Quite Perfect Family, Pan Macmillan, page 132:

     You behave as if it’s a sin to spend money, but if some la-la land TV company wants to spaff cash at me, what should I do? Duck?

   • 2019, Boris Johnson, The Boris Johnson Phone-In Live On LBCm 2019-03-13.

     £60m I saw was being spaffed up the wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing.

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