Joe the Goose

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Joe the Goose (plural Joe the Gooses)

1. (Australian rules football) A goal scored by a player who has received a handball in the goalsquare and is without an opponent close to them. Often said disparagingly as they are considered by many to be simple goals to score.
   • 2014 Rohan Connolly, "North Melbourne storms home to defeat the Essendon Bombers in their elimination final" The Examiner, 7 September 2014. Accessed 16 August 2018.

     "His first goal was a ‘‘Joe the Goose’’ over the top, but Brown followed it up with another mark and conversion barely a minute later."

   • 2017 Josh Elliott, "Five more quick takes from AFL Round 5" The Roar, 25 April 2017. Accessed 19 August 2018.

     "As for Darcy Moore, well he kicked two goals today – one of them a classic “Joe the Goose”, but still – and with no senior key forward to partner with it’s no surprise he gets kept out of the contest at times."

   • 2017 Ben Waterworth, "Robert Walls slams Grand Final output of three Adelaide tall forwards against Richmond" News.com.au, 2 October 2017. Accessed 20 August 2018.

     "“He’s opened his mouth all year, he’s been the best receiver in the game in the goalsquare — the old Joe the Goose. But when it counted about getting out there and winning your own ball in pressure situations, he fell short,” Walls said."

2. (Australian rules football) A handball which leads to such a goal.

Joe the Goose (not comparable)

1. (Australian rules football, of a goal) Scored by a player who has received a handball in the goalsquare and is without an opponent close to them. Often said disparagingly as they are considered by many to be simple goals to score.
2. (Australian rules football, of a handball) Leading to such a goal.