The Living Chariot (3.5e Optimized Character Build)
Introduction
A character that abuses the Mounted Combat rules, Elf traits, and an unusual mount to prove that bards are more than just nice company. Replicates the way that ancient chariots were able to maneuver on the battlefield, but with more fantasy flavor.
References
- 3.5 Core books
- Masters of the Wild
- Lords of Madness (optional)
- SRD
Game Rule Components
- Arcane Spells: Bard List
- Divine Spells: Windrider List (Masters of the Wild)
- Fighter Bonus Feats (PH)
- Windrider Bonus Feat List (Masters of the Wild)
- Mount Feat List (Masters of the Wild)
Items
- Lance
- Composite Longbow
- Dagger
- appropriate armor
- barding
Progression
Starting Ability Scores (Before Racial Adjustments): doesn't particularly matter, just remember to have a decent Constitution as well as high Charisma
Race (Templates): Elf
Starting Racial Traits: +2 bonus on Will saves against enchantments and sleep effects, make a Search check anytime you come within 5ft of a secret door as if actively looking for it, low-light vision, weapon proficiency: longsword, longbow (including composite), shortbow (including composite), rapier, sap, shortsword, whip. The relevant trait here is weapon proficiency: composite longbow, because bards do not normally have this.
| ECL | Class/HD/LA | Base Attack Bonus |
Saving Throw | Feats | Class Features |
Special | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fort | Ref | Will | ||||||
| 1st | Bard | + | + | + | + | martial weapon proficiency: lance | Bardic Music, Bardic Knowledge, countersong, fascinate, inspire courage +1 | Monstrous Scorpion Mount |
| 2nd | Fighter | + | + | + | + | Mounted Combat, Point Blank Shot | good attack bonus, fighter bonus feat | Handle Animal and Ride as class skills |
| 4th | Bard | + | + | + | + | Metamagic feat of your choice | other stuff | |
| 5th | Fighter | + | + | + | + | Far Shot, Ride-by-Attack | good attack bonus | |
| 6th | Windrider | + | + | + | + | Appraise Mount, windrider spells, chosen mount, empathic link, mount proficiency | ||
| 7th | Bard | + | + | + | + | Inspire Competence | ||
| 8th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 9th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 10th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 11th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 12th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 13th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 14th | Bard | + | + | + | + | Music of the Outer Spheres | Inspire Greatness | |
| 15th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 16th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 17th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 18th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 19th | + | + | + | + | ||||
| 20th | + | + | + | + | ||||
Other Components
You want to ride a Monstrous Scorpion (Huge size) as detailed in the PH. The main reason is the charge speed. The tail attack is handy, and the creature is also very tough. Optionally: the Monstrous Scorpion can be awakened and take levels of Barbarian for an even faster tougher mount.
Highlights
The Fighter and Windrider bonus feats make this character very flexible in combat. The way that the lance rules interact with the Mounted Combat rules is a well kept secret of D&D. The bard can perform Bardic Music effects and attack at the same time. The Music of the Outer Spheres feat allows the bard to affect abberations who would normally be immune to Bardic Music, Music of the Gods is better in a campaign with more undead or plant enemies. The Windrider spells synergize well with Bard spells, and it's nice to have the flexibility of preparing spells rather than being limited to a single spell list.
Munchkin-Size Me
That's not the point of this. The point of this is delicious cheese.
Side Notes
Jack of all trades, master of none. This character stays within the Elf Bard archetype (flexible, highly mobile, self-sufficient) while straying from tradition significantly. Given how unfocused it is, it works reasonably well. Very cheesy.
Limitations
This is not a dungeon delver. This character needs to be on her mount to be effective
DM Counters
Anything with a High AC. This is not the character you'll need to worry about though.
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